No Rolex, No Sex. The Rolex watch as an attribute for seduction.
A recurrent urban legend seems to make the Rolex (pronounce Rolesk), the Bling Bling sexual weapon of mass destruction, intended for night club womanizers.
Watchonista verified this assertion through experimentation.
To proceed, one needs not only a Rolex, but also a single girl. Ideally, it would take a sample group of 1000 to get sociologically valid results.
Not only 1000 different Rolex, but also 1000 sociologically different women.
After analysis, one obtains a Gauss curve. The apex of the curve is populated with women who absolutely don't care about your watch, and who would even regard the purchase of a several thousand Euros watch as a sign of immaturity or even as a serious pathological condition.
No doubt that being well groomed or else having the glibness of a life insurance salesman would be more appropriate to win her favor.
So, let's focus on the two ends of this Gauss curve, the super-minorities that are the key subject of this article.
At one end, one finds the, the venal girls, the ladies with little virtue.
Only the public display of wealth stimulates them.
Everything that is gaudy, glittery, or shiny attracts them mechanically, like a luxury car would attract a tax inspector.
Since they lack culture, the brand means nothing to them.
To summarize, whether it is a Rolex, an Audemars-Piguet or a Hublot, they all work equally, as long as it is made of gold and jeweled like a Christmas tree.
As a result, if you want to avoid the bad (and costly) company, never, ever sport watches that are too ostentatious, at certain times in certain places.
Hence, your Rolex Submariner 5513 "James Bond" will be useless, and it is all the better.
Finally, on the other end of the curve, you will find something as rare as true love: the collector, the watch lover, the connoisseur woman.
She's as knowledgeable as you are. She probably and even undoubtedly wears a rarity on hear wrist, a Rolex 1680, a Daytona Zenith, etc.
She is able to appreciate your good taste in watchmaking. Right away, you have a topic for endless conversations.
But be careful: before you envision yourself in the:"they lived happy and had many Rolex watches", you should know that the rare women who are knowledgeable about watchmaking, were introduced to the field by a close male friend, himself a connoisseur; or often by their husband, their fiancé or their companion.
The moral is: a Rolex won't help you to get more sex. In the best case, it will allow you to meet a woman who is also a watch lover.
In this case, invite her for a drink anyway; just to make sure that she is not single...